Jokes

I couldn't repair your brakes,so I made your horn louder.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I intend to live forever... so far, so good

Eagles may soar, but goundhogs don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese

If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scaredhalf to death twice?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

A woman would rather have beauty than brains, because a man can see better than he can think.

Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.

Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Remember : Wherever you go, there you are.

Sunday March 29

This Sunday we talked about Choosing Control
Servanthood begins with those closest to you.

The movie clip from Sunday:

The bible verses we looked at are: Matthew 23:11; Mark 10:43-45; Luke 22:27; Philippians 2:3-11; 2 Timothy 2:24-25
(Look them up here : http://www.biblegateway.com/ )

We discussed what the word servanthood makes us think of, how difficult it is to serve those around us, ways to put others' needs before our own and what the outcome could be of us serving others.

Next Week: Choosing Freedom